Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 25, 2023

Those roaches must have gotten into the voting machine and tampered with them!

I suppose it also means that humans can stay in Roach Motels.

That’s a lot to happen in a year… A year that starts 4 months from now

If the roaches are playing football and one blocks another one from behind, would that be called a roach clip?

The apes are claiming that the election was rigged. Must’ve been a race of Orange-utains.

Bugs in the voting machines?

The cockroaches are already winning.

The monkeys indulged in almost as much sheet-flinging as current day American politics.

There’s a song Their Brains Were Small and They Died about dinosaurs. At least the first part is about dinosaurs.

The system was bugged and the world has gone bananas

The ’roaches voted with their feet.

It was stolen!

That was quite the roach evolution in just one year.

They already had a second election next year?

Let’s face it: Roaches must outnumber all primates combined.

Outvoted a million to one.

I’m done here.