Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 15, 2024

Where in America did they land with so many places to choose from?

Just point them towards a Trump rally.

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” – George Carlin

In other word, plenty of food for the Mo-rons on planet Earth.

Dad joke: two morons sat on a wall, a big one and a little one. One fell off. Which one didn’t? The smaller one because he was a little more on.

Take them to our leaders plenty there

Zappa posited Stupidity as the basic building block of the universe.

What Dr. Mel is saying is that these aliens are here to serve man.

With Brewster around, they’ll never want for food.

Start at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

there are plenty of morons, idiots , and imbeciles in America. They are wearing Red Hats and think that the last election was stolen and that the the Great orange Leader actually has done things that help them

Reminds me off the Tommy Smothers about how to tell a persons politics based on how much they wear.

Fast Food – Internet Trolls…

Quick Snack – Corporation Executives…

Heavy Meal – MAGA…

Gourmet Dish – Putin’s Brain…

Thus causing an OD of stupidity….

I remember a Monty Python sketch where one guy said he may be an idiot, but he’s not a fool.

They’re also looking for Galoots and Lummoxes.

They’re here ! !

Are you sure there’s enough to eat?

(He asked moronically.)

I can think of a certain address starting with the number on a SAT score occupied by one…

That would explain that annoying thing that’s nawing away at my leg.

Do these mo-rons come deep fried or chocolate-covered?

Dr. Mel is trying to tell you it’s not safe for you, Brew.

Again a non political comic brought out the idiot politico a s s h o l e s from the wood work…

Remember Alabama Al said it, not me this time. BUT YOU KNOW HE’S RIGHT!

If they consume all the mo-rons, will humanity get smarter? Win-Win!

Stupidity is a relative lack of intelligence. Physically, quantum information has the role of intelligence. It comes in units of h-bar: Planck’s constant divided by 2pi. The difference in entropy allows heat to flow to the lower entropy. Therefore, to prevent global warming we need more morons!

If they eat all the mo-rons, will we finally realize we all had them?

I heard mo-rons were the basic building blocks of congress.

We used to call them bogons. See sense 5 of:

http://Www.Catb.Org/jargon/html/B/Bogon.html

Their food source is Florida’s governor?