Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 23, 2024

I thought that was a building.

I nominate Brewster to man the first rocket to Alpha Centauri. The trip should take 100 years, one way!!!

Now that looks better?

Brewster’s way serves the purpose.

The box protects the TV stand from being scratched and it maintains its mint condition.

The internal TV stand provides structural integrity for the box and keeps it from being crushed.

Win / win!

Maybe Oldbot can try to assemble it for him.

Are you sure it’s not from IKEA?

Never take Brewster shopping at IKEA

Are the lines at the bottom of the drawing meant to depict drawers? for what? Certainly not DVDs. Everything is “streamed” these days. No one owns the movies / shows they watch!

Fooled me, and I had an unexpected laugh. bravo! to the author.

He’ll start to put the stand together & find that it’s missing some of the hardware needed to assemble it, and naturally, the screws and-or bolts are such an odd size, they can’t be found in a hardware store.

That’s much better.

Where did she get the picture? He ordered it online.

It’s printed on the inside of the box. There is also a small roll of tape. You simply turn the box inside out and voila a “pretty” tv stand.

“Picture it.”

If Brewster was a redneck, he would just put the monitor on top of the old broken monitor.

I bought a 65" TV, but in only came with little plastic feet that would have straddled my entertainment center. Since I rent, I can’t mount it to the wall. I bought a pretty nice stand which elevates the TV by just the right amount, and has a swivel base. It’s pretty ingenious how they made it from pieces all below a certain dimension so that it could fit into a shipping box much smaller than the finished base.

Pam really should be in charge of the station, but it is funnier with Brewster in control. Idiots are funny.

From time to time, she seems to forget that Brewster isn’t the sharpest crayon in the box.