Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 10, 2021

Gee what a shame.

Oh, golly! Marshall, have you met Gary, over at Scary Gary? He’s a Reform vampire and no longer drinks blood either. You guys have something in common….

Apparently vampires need to floss.

Technically, he’s sucking not drinking…so go ahead!

That’s a bloody shame.

So he’ll no longer be a pain in the neck?

Watch out lady! He’s going to slobber on you.

He could use some of those stainless steel drinking straws ;)

So Mary is safe, now?

Broomie has a neck?

Just get you a pen knife…

Too bad, her blood is a rare vintage.

Now he just hangs out at the blood bank.

I’m guessing all Marshall wants for Christmas is his two front teeth.

Has he tried those new stainless steel straws? When sharpened, they act like a large hypodermic!

Has he tried those new stainless.steel straws? When sharpened, they act just like a hypodermic… But for Broomie, a Dustbuster ought to work fine!!!

Bloody hell!