Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 31, 2023

I long to live in a world where a chicken can cross a road without her motives being questioned.

Now that she made it, she won’t become road kill…..

Must be a pretty slow farmer if the chicken has time to read and respond to the word balloon.

Is the farmer named Sanders?

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road??

Because it didn’t have the guts!

That’s the problem with free range, you have to exercise before eating the meal. Yip yip yip yip yip

I had always assumed that it was because the restrooms were cleaner over there.

Special guest appearance by Broomie!

Don’t just stand there, Broomy, zap that farmer….

That is not a road, its a driveway.

that seems like a VERY GOOD REASON to my POV.

It doesn’t look good for the chicken. I think the farmer is gaining.

That hatchet is kinda overkill.

Thanks Russell, very, very funny, made my day, I reread and still got a good laugh…

To prove to the opossum it could be done! Why did the elephant cross the road?…It was the chickens day off.

Chicken, chicken! It’s either “Detroit” or “Sunday dinner” (if Farmer Don catches yu). Broomie is merely an observer….