Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 04, 2023

Of late, cops have killed people because they “looked suspicious”. Especially if they’re people of color!!

So you couldn’t afford Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe?

Is that you Rudy?

Better to defend yourself than to have him defend you, Broomy!

Rudy, Rudy…how could you have fallen so low?

“…and he’s no Perry Mason.”

If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you.

You should plea insanity, for hiring that Lawyer.

There are good and bad cops and putting them all in one lump is not fair. Big cities where Defund the Police is popular have crime rates that are out of control so how about going on a Ride Along in such a place? You will find that reality is much more complicated when stopping a car for a broken tail light.

The state of the mouthpiece after realizing his paralegal absconded the bank account..

So, he already knows Broomie or he just assumed that?

He’s just a waste of money, Broomie. You’d be better off with no lawyer than with that guy!

I’m still considering whether or not you look suspicious…..

Waddya mean, I “looked suspicious”? The accident happened because I wasn’t looking at all.