Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 27, 2024

With 1,500 years of bad stuff, how big can that book get?

Think of it as the ‘Encyclopedia Broomhilda’… Britannica wouldn’t even come Close.

It’s her autobiography. Gaylord—not “Confessions”.

Some of my most interesting parts were the bad parts. Like, I once got into my mother’s car, let out the brake and steered it into the garage door. Or, again, I drank motor oil thinking it was chocolate syrup. I had to have my stomach pumped out. And later, I and another kid set fire to the forest behind my house. On the positive side, the fire truck was really neat. And all this took place before my 6th birthday.

Stuff happens.

Just write “yada, yada, yada…” in place of the bad parts.

We call this a “HEADSTONE”

Awwww. You fly exceptionally well on your broomstick. Not everyone can say that!

I “gas” there’s a very interesting “life story” about her automobile.

“A man was born…he lived and died.”

www.gocomics.Com/peanuts/1958/09/28

But if you leave out all the bad stuff it’s gonna be really boring. On the other hand, if you include everything you several volumes. one for each century.