Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 18, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: I got the new album by scrambled debutante. All their songs glorify depraved violence, mindless sex, and the deliberate abuse of dangerous drugs. Hobbes: Your Mom's going to go into conniptions when she sees this lying around. Calvin: Well I sure didn't buy it for the music...
Then why did you buy it?