Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 30, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: It's too darn hot out here. Hobbes: You could go wading in the creek. Calvin: This water is too darn cold. Hobbes: You could go sit in the shade then. Calvin: This shade is too darn dark. Hobbes: You could go sit in your room with the windows shut and the fan and lights on. Calvin: That's what I was doing when mom threw me out here. Hobbes: I was kidding.
And I’m sure she literally threw him outside