Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 01, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Five me some cookies or I soak you with this water balloon! Mom: Why, you little thug! Don't you threaten your mother! And don't even think about throwing that in the house! Out! Out! Calvin: I'll bet I'd have gotten some cookies if I had filled this with paint.
Calvin didn’t choose the thug life…