Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 01, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: Hmph! Calvin: Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. Calvin: Boy I'm in a rotten mood. The world had just better look out! Calvin: Hey you, you're in my way! Move it! Calvin: What's the matter? Did you go deaf?! Get out of my way! Scram! Calvin: C'mon, hurry up! You think I've got all day?! Calvin: Now are you going to step aside, or what?! I'm coming through! Calvin: Mmph! Ggghh! What are you doing?! I said move aside!! Calvin: Doggone it, when I say move, I expect you to jump! Move! Calvin: Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Calvin: Hey! Put me down! Where are you taking me?! I demand an - explana...hey, is that a mud hole?! You'd better not! You hear me?! Calvin: See why I'm in such a bad mood??