Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 01, 1990
March 31, 1990
April 02, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Hmph! Calvin: Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. Calvin: Boy I'm in a rotten mood. The world had just better look out! Calvin: Hey you, you're in my way! Move it! Calvin: What's the matter? Did you go deaf?! Get out of my way! Scram! Calvin: C'mon, hurry up! You think I've got all day?! Calvin: Now are you going to step aside, or what?! I'm coming through! Calvin: Mmph! Ggghh! What are you doing?! I said move aside!! Calvin: Doggone it, when I say move, I expect you to jump! Move! Calvin: Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Calvin: Hey! Put me down! Where are you taking me?! I demand an - explana...hey, is that a mud hole?! You'd better not! You hear me?! Calvin: See why I'm in such a bad mood??
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bhillianthe over 14 years ago
this one never gets old
aditi112 over 12 years ago
hahaha.. Look at their faces in the last panel. Mom is surely gonna have a shock!!
LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
Yes, because Hobbes couldn’t possibly have protected him from drowning from OUTSIDE the tub!
Xalder about 10 years ago
Comments on the wrong strip…
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s hard to believe that Calvin doesn’t know any swear words.
bmonk about 9 years ago
One of Calvin’s eternal problems is that Hobbes is just too much bigger than he is.
The Shadow Ninja almost 9 years ago
Either Hobbes weight a ton or Calvin has muscular dystrophy.
a non-E mouse over 5 years ago
No.
PBS1! almost 5 years ago
Wow! Part repartee, part slapstick!
alexzinuro almost 3 years ago
“Well, if it isn’t Yertle the Turtle”.
—Simon Seville (Alvin & The Chipmunks {Trick Or Treason})
Dave427 7 months ago
Hobbes knows how to deal with Calvin.
n00b 8 days ago
wittle boi rage