Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 07, 1991
Transcript:
Hobbes: An ordinary cheetah can run over 60 miles an hour. A human can hardly do a quarter of that. What a joke! Calvin: You think cats are so great! Well humans don't have to be so fast or so strong because we're much smarter! If cats are so great, how come they don't have cars, or rockets, or bombs, or nuclear...um...reactors, or...or...I mean... Hobbes: And we can see six times better at night than you can! Six times! And boy, talk about agility! Calvin: Hmph.
Humans can work a can opener.