Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 18, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin: Want to see a great idea in action? First you drink half the milk in your thermos. That leaves enough room so you can wad the rest of your lunch in there. See, here goes my jelly sandwich and a banana! Let it soak for a minute, then shake it all up into sludge and choke it down! Your stomach won't know the difference, and it saves your teeth undue wear and tear! Nobody likes my great ideas in action.
there’s an easier way to accomplish this aim…step one: find bowlstep two: pour milk and food into bowlstep three: choke down ‘food’step four: puke