Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 12, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Susie, would you do me a really big favor? Susie: No. Calvin: Pleeeeese.?? It's nothing bad. Susie: What is it? Calvin: Just go up to my house, open the front door and yell, "I'm home." Susie: Why should I?! Calvin: Um..it's a surprise. I mean, no reason. I just dare you. Susie: Well forget it. Calvin: C'mon. There's nothing to it! Look, I'll give you a quarter if you'll do it! Susie. Ok. Calvin: Oh man, this is going to be great! Yes! Yes! Susie: I'm opening th edoor... Calvin: She'll never know what hit her! Hee, hee hee! Susie: I'm home! Thanks for the quarter, sucker. Calvin: No wait! It didn't happen! Say it again! Doggone it! What's wrong with that furball?! Where's his killer instinct when you really...never never never never never trust a tiger. Hobbes: I can always tell when it's you by the bad smell! Woo hoo hoo!