Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 13, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: I've decided I believe in astrology and horoscopes. Hobbes: Really? Calvin: You bet. It only makes sense that every facet of our daily lives should depend upon the position of celestial bodies hundreds of millions of miles away. Look here. Today I'll have "many key policies implemented." I get to have my way! Hobbes: Oh those mischievous planets. Calvin: The newspaper couldn't print it if it weren't true!
Newspapers can print whatever superstitions they want as long as it sells.