Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 20, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Don't make me go to school! Please don't make me! Help! Leggo! Ow! Stop! You don't understand! My horoscope says I'm irresistible to girls today! I'm too popular! I'm going to get big dividends! Augghhh! What if Susie kisses me?! I don't want romance! I hate Susie! Call me in sick! Help! Mom: Dear, I got him! Grab his feet while I pry his fingers loose! CAlvin: Puh-leeze!! Dad: I wonder what it would cost to rent a place in town.
Yup—as Jason said above, I love how Dad just sits there like this is an ordinary day in the house.