Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 20, 1992
April 19, 1992
April 21, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Don't make me go to school! Please don't make me! Help! Leggo! Ow! Stop! You don't understand! My horoscope says I'm irresistible to girls today! I'm too popular! I'm going to get big dividends! Augghhh! What if Susie kisses me?! I don't want romance! I hate Susie! Call me in sick! Help! Mom: Dear, I got him! Grab his feet while I pry his fingers loose! CAlvin: Puh-leeze!! Dad: I wonder what it would cost to rent a place in town.
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LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
You duck out on helping your wife to raise your own kid, and I’ll bet you can just stay there permanently!
yow4zip Premium Member over 7 years ago
Strap him down Hannibal Lecter style.
JasonJackson over 4 years ago
And you know the sad thing about this? That’s normal in that household.
Pango Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hi
rgcviper over 4 years ago
Yup—as Jason said above, I love how Dad just sits there like this is an ordinary day in the house.