Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 23, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Stay away, Susie! I don't want any big dividends, got it? Don't listen to Hobbes! Susie Derkins: What? Calvin: The stars and planets are dong this! I can't help it! My aura is uncontrollable! Susie Derkins: What? Calvin: It's the bus! The bus is here! Wheee! I'm safe! You can't do anything now! Ha ha! I'm off to school! Hoorayy! Susie Derkins: What? The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
He’s got a bit of dirt on him in panel one. Dunno what happens to it in panel 2, though.