Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 24, 1992
Transcript:
Hobbes: So Susie didn't kiss you today? Calvin: Nope! In fact, after I put a worm in her hair, she knocked me down and kicked me in the shins! Hobbes: That doesn't sound like zooming popularity. Calvin: Nope! My horoscope was completely wrong again! The planets obviously have no influence on me! What a relief to know my life isn't controlled by outside forces! I'm the master of my own fate! Hobbes: ...To a point, of course. Calvin: The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true.
Well, actually… (considering certain past encounters) it does seem like the horoscope did come true this time. (It must be based on how much your conscious mind wants it.)