Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 18, 1992
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Transcript:
Mom: Whither goest thou, young rogue? Can there yet remain some villany thou hast not committed? Calvin: Thou dost wrong me! Faith, I know not where I wander. Methinks the most capricious zephyr hath more design than I. But lo: do not detain me, for I am resolv'd to quit this place forthwith. Mom: Ay, but hear you this, I'll soon know thy business. Get thee gone, wastrel! Calvin: By my troth, I am off. Holy schlamoly, isn't there a cop show on where they talk like real people? Mom: Shhh.
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