Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 10, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Dear Santa, Last year I asked for a long-range thermo-nuclear "smart" missile and a launcher. Instead, I got socks and a shirt. Obviously, you mixed up my order with someone else's. Let's get with the program, huh? Just because he gives the stuff away free, he thinks he can get away with an incompetent organization.