Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 10, 1992
December 09, 1992
December 11, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Dear Santa, Last year I asked for a long-range thermo-nuclear "smart" missile and a launcher. Instead, I got socks and a shirt. Obviously, you mixed up my order with someone else's. Let's get with the program, huh? Just because he gives the stuff away free, he thinks he can get away with an incompetent organization.
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renrutnagrom almost 12 years ago
“. . .incompetent organization.” He should live near DC!
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover over 8 years ago
he lives in Kansas City. Is that far enough?
yow4zip Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Santa doesn’t deal in weapons of mass destruction.
DM9001 about 2 years ago
I can imagine some random kid waking up on Christmas and receiving a giant nuclear weapon by mistake