Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 04, 2010

Scared them right back again!!!

Your too late the hero hobbes!

Too much too late, Hobbes.

Hic-up’s are a nervous tick…..if eating or drinking work, great………..however, relaxing or focusing on something works for some people.

Soon we will live in a world without land animals and we will have fish in the ocean again………….. We will be vegetarians and eat a good tasting, healthy, balanced diet by preparing vegetables and fish properly with herbs and spices. Currently, it is not the norm here in North America, however with the proper knowledge and ingredients it is possible………….

thanks hobbes, I think calvin will need something for a heart attack too.

I guess it works both ways… too bad Hobbes. You meant well, but I don’t imagine our boy will see it that way.

Uh, uh, poor Calvin, he was certainly too sweet after having eaten so much sugar! Hobbes was attracted like a magnet!

Next time I get the hic cups…….

I won’t call on Hobbes!!!!

(Giggles!)

Good timing H.

When I get the hiccups they’re explosive. When I’m out I either scare people or make them laugh. I always get them after water aerobics and they echo in the locker room and make the girls laugh. I was out shopping one day and a lady came running around the corner in the store and almost ran me over, I hiccupped in her face. She looked like she was swearing at me with her tense moving lips but made no sound. She looked so weird and was so close I thought she was going to hit me but she shook her head and walked away. Afterwards I was hiccupping and laughing all at the same time!

Way to go, Hobbes. Now you’ve done it.

The ever helpful Hobbes!!

(pulls out a can of SPAM-B-GONE)

Just what we need, a mortally injured boy with the hiccups.

LOL!

Going by cause-and-effect, Calvin should be getting the hiccups every day after school…

Good morning all! Way to go Hobbes! I hope you’re proud of yourself! Great smiles.

If I had a stuffed tiger that attacked me on a daily basis, hiccups would be the least of my problems.

I love the two terribly different expressions on Hobbes face. Horrifying to lovable in mere seconds.

Time for more frosted sugar bombs!

@Johanan Rakkav

Yes, we certainly have to deal with more spam on this site now than before

A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

“What’s the matter with you?” the older doctor demanded. “Mrs. Terry is 61years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”

Being pregnant is just a hiccup in a 61 year old woman’s life!

Hobbes too helpful ? That was unforeseen .

dahawk: Completely terrible, but I LOVE IT!!!!! :D

dahawk, I love your joke!

Hobbes has such good intentions. Too much… too late.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!

Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy!

It is morning somewhere, right?

Years ago, I remember reading about some guy who had chronic hiccups and slowly wasted away to skin and bones and died. Not sure if it’s true, but fun thinking about.

I don’t know about that story, grazer, but this one is rather recent:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,259123,00.html

Coffee-Turtle, did you check out those mind-boggling “suggested remedies” below the article??

Sure hope poor Calvin reads these comments.

Another reason for Calvin to knock off at least three boxes of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, and mebbe get another beanie into the bargain…

Poor Calvin! He’s lucky he just got the hiccups (again) after the pouncing he got from Hobbes rather than a stroke or a heart-attack instead!

lmao.. oh my, he has such an active imagination..

He’ll never have those hicups again, nor the ability to walk :)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! So close!