Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 02, 2012

His finger ain’t in his nose, or is it?

It may come to you too, Calvin, you are not so secure as you think!

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long they were cloning DNA.Now I’m being chased by some irate velociraptors, well believe me, this has been one lousy dayJurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wildSomeone shut the fence off in the rainI admit it’s kind of eerie, but this proves my chaos theory, and I don’t think I’ll be coming back again, oh no!

Let’s thin the herd of people I don’t like.

You would have been OK if Mrs Wormwood could have seen that terrible beast catching ,Moe,and you in a tree screaming for help.

I’M SAVING THIS ONE!!!

In bratty kids’ terms, he’s kinda asking Susie out in front of the whole classroom.

Calvin thinks outside the box. I like this kid.

Susan, be nice. We won, we don’t gloat, we aren’t mean. That’s what THEY do.

Calvin absolutely WILL amount to an amazing dinosaur paleontologist as an adult – we HOPE! It’s the chowder-headed sheeple he’s currently stuck with that will drag him down for not being “normal”, playing sports, and ignoring his own imagination.

Can’t believe this strip is 20 years old. Wow.

It took me awhile to figure out what was in the dinosaur’s mouth: Susie’s shoe!

wish we could use a pack of dinos against the kardashians.

well, you teach kids evolution and then you complain about the application…

The world according to Calvin. I love this one!

Being “entertaining” isn’t the point of the assignment, though. Calvin was actually supposed to be informing the class about the subject, not indulging in his own private — and somewhat disturbing — fantasies.

“Spare the rod”. Calvin’s parents need lessons in child rearing. Calvin’s rear needs to be warmed up so when he tries to sit down he’ll be reminded of the consideration he should have for others.

Deinonychus look a lot like Velociraptors…and why would Mrs. Wormwood call it tasteless? Not to the ‘saurs she wasn’t.

Better or worse than the Hunger Games?

Susie is all ready safe at home.She ran so fast and all the beast could catch was her shoe.You people be nice to Susie ,shes Hobbes friend.

Let’s leave the politics out of it and focus on Calvin, please.

Obviously, his parents fail to see the need to have him institutionalized.

It seems we may need Dinosaurs, judging by the way our Population is growing.. Anyone saw the movie Idiocracy ?

Wow, this strip is a tough one for the creationuts. On the other hand, humans and dinosaurs living at the same is at the core of their belief system. On the other hand, they don’t believe in natural selection. So much cognitive dissonance, so few brain cells available for resolving it…

Oh, I love the dinosaur strips!

Please have the dino’s come and swallow up all the insidious comment makers

I love the thumbing the nose part.

His finger is not in his nose – he is thumbing his nose at Susie!

Gives new meaning to the words “dash and dine”….

Especially since Velociraptors have longer mouths then Deinonychus.Though I believe it was “Jurassic Park Wikia” it explained why they were called Velociraptors instead of Deinonychus.

@DerkinsVanPelt218 — great “MacArthur’s Park” reference. Love it!