I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long they were cloning DNA.Now I’m being chased by some irate velociraptors, well believe me, this has been one lousy dayJurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wildSomeone shut the fence off in the rainI admit it’s kind of eerie, but this proves my chaos theory, and I don’t think I’ll be coming back again, oh no!
Calvin absolutely WILL amount to an amazing dinosaur paleontologist as an adult – we HOPE! It’s the chowder-headed sheeple he’s currently stuck with that will drag him down for not being “normal”, playing sports, and ignoring his own imagination.
Being “entertaining” isn’t the point of the assignment, though. Calvin was actually supposed to be informing the class about the subject, not indulging in his own private — and somewhat disturbing — fantasies.
“Spare the rod”. Calvin’s parents need lessons in child rearing. Calvin’s rear needs to be warmed up so when he tries to sit down he’ll be reminded of the consideration he should have for others.
Wow, this strip is a tough one for the creationuts. On the other hand, humans and dinosaurs living at the same is at the core of their belief system. On the other hand, they don’t believe in natural selection. So much cognitive dissonance, so few brain cells available for resolving it…
Especially since Velociraptors have longer mouths then Deinonychus.Though I believe it was “Jurassic Park Wikia” it explained why they were called Velociraptors instead of Deinonychus.
The#1BoiseStateFan almost 12 years ago
His finger ain’t in his nose, or is it?
rentier almost 12 years ago
It may come to you too, Calvin, you are not so secure as you think!
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 12 years ago
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long they were cloning DNA.Now I’m being chased by some irate velociraptors, well believe me, this has been one lousy dayJurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wildSomeone shut the fence off in the rainI admit it’s kind of eerie, but this proves my chaos theory, and I don’t think I’ll be coming back again, oh no!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Let’s thin the herd of people I don’t like.
ratlum almost 12 years ago
You would have been OK if Mrs Wormwood could have seen that terrible beast catching ,Moe,and you in a tree screaming for help.
Zero-Gabriel almost 12 years ago
I’M SAVING THIS ONE!!!
kaluu almost 12 years ago
In bratty kids’ terms, he’s kinda asking Susie out in front of the whole classroom.
RetroJenny almost 12 years ago
Calvin thinks outside the box. I like this kid.
thirdguy almost 12 years ago
Susan, be nice. We won, we don’t gloat, we aren’t mean. That’s what THEY do.
el_flesh almost 12 years ago
Calvin absolutely WILL amount to an amazing dinosaur paleontologist as an adult – we HOPE! It’s the chowder-headed sheeple he’s currently stuck with that will drag him down for not being “normal”, playing sports, and ignoring his own imagination.
Can’t believe this strip is 20 years old. Wow.
stp1957 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It took me awhile to figure out what was in the dinosaur’s mouth: Susie’s shoe!
Phapada almost 12 years ago
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
wish we could use a pack of dinos against the kardashians.
leopoldenoch almost 12 years ago
well, you teach kids evolution and then you complain about the application…
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
The world according to Calvin. I love this one!
legaleagle48 almost 12 years ago
Being “entertaining” isn’t the point of the assignment, though. Calvin was actually supposed to be informing the class about the subject, not indulging in his own private — and somewhat disturbing — fantasies.
sonnygreen almost 12 years ago
“Spare the rod”. Calvin’s parents need lessons in child rearing. Calvin’s rear needs to be warmed up so when he tries to sit down he’ll be reminded of the consideration he should have for others.
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
Deinonychus look a lot like Velociraptors…and why would Mrs. Wormwood call it tasteless? Not to the ‘saurs she wasn’t.
Purple Ninja almost 12 years ago
Better or worse than the Hunger Games?
ratlum almost 12 years ago
Susie is all ready safe at home.She ran so fast and all the beast could catch was her shoe.You people be nice to Susie ,shes Hobbes friend.
legaleagle48 almost 12 years ago
Let’s leave the politics out of it and focus on Calvin, please.
SHIVA almost 12 years ago
Obviously, his parents fail to see the need to have him institutionalized.
gandalf_gray almost 12 years ago
It seems we may need Dinosaurs, judging by the way our Population is growing.. Anyone saw the movie Idiocracy ?
markjoseph125 almost 12 years ago
Wow, this strip is a tough one for the creationuts. On the other hand, humans and dinosaurs living at the same is at the core of their belief system. On the other hand, they don’t believe in natural selection. So much cognitive dissonance, so few brain cells available for resolving it…
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
Oh, I love the dinosaur strips!
Sliprod almost 12 years ago
Please have the dino’s come and swallow up all the insidious comment makers
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
I love the thumbing the nose part.
FlibbGibb almost 12 years ago
His finger is not in his nose – he is thumbing his nose at Susie!
khpage almost 12 years ago
Gives new meaning to the words “dash and dine”….
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Especially since Velociraptors have longer mouths then Deinonychus.Though I believe it was “Jurassic Park Wikia” it explained why they were called Velociraptors instead of Deinonychus.
primalcoach almost 12 years ago
@DerkinsVanPelt218 — great “MacArthur’s Park” reference. Love it!