Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 17, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Oh man! Mom went to a parent-teacher conference! I'm as good as dead! Miss Wormwood will tell mom all sorts of horror stories about me!" Hobbes: "Horror stories?" Calvin: "Well, it's all a question of perspective. Still, I think I should be allowed to have a lawyer present as the meeting" Hobbes: "What are you going to say when your mom gets back?" Calvin: "Nothing" Hobbes: "Nothing at all?" Calvin: "Buddy, if you think I'm even going to BE here, you're crazy!"
Calvin tried using a lawyer previously, but he and his legal counsel weren’t totally on the same page:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (December 14, 1990)Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (December 15, 1990)Click here: Peanuts (February 27, 1963)Click here: Peanuts (April 27, 1963)