Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 17, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Oh man! Mom went to a parent-teacher conference! I'm as good as dead! Miss Wormwood will tell mom all sorts of horror stories about me!" Hobbes: "Horror stories?" Calvin: "Well, it's all a question of perspective. Still, I think I should be allowed to have a lawyer present as the meeting" Hobbes: "What are you going to say when your mom gets back?" Calvin: "Nothing" Hobbes: "Nothing at all?" Calvin: "Buddy, if you think I'm even going to BE here, you're crazy!"
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Too bad, they didn’t have Expedia back then.
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Oh, oh…there he goes again! ;)
flowergirl19 about 10 years ago
Calvin’s face in panel one!
rshive about 10 years ago
Truth will always out, Calvin.
basie.mynhardt about 10 years ago
They’ll probably leave him right there .
pelican47 about 10 years ago
Calvin never just puts his belongings tied in a bandanna on a stick when he runs away.
bluegirl285 about 10 years ago
If not Rosalyn, his dad’s probably home by now.
Aaberon about 10 years ago
Frame #1: I need a Halloween mask like that face.
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Calvin tried using a lawyer previously, but he and his legal counsel weren’t totally on the same page:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (December 14, 1990)Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (December 15, 1990)Click here: Peanuts (February 27, 1963)Click here: Peanuts (April 27, 1963)
thirdguy about 10 years ago
When the going gets tough, the weak and timid, skedaddle!!
dflak about 10 years ago
With a track record like Calvin’s, you think he’d have a “to go” back packed and ready to go at all times.
That’s one reason I back into a parking space. I can never tell when I might want to leave in a hurry.
tuslog64 about 10 years ago
we’ll miss you
Aaron Saltzer about 10 years ago
Running away again?
Number Three about 10 years ago
Poor Calvin has lived his first 6 years in fear.
xxx
holmswedeholm about 10 years ago
Well…as usual it won’t work, Calvin. You’re taking all that baggage with you anyway.
Also…isn’t Dad a lawyer? Guess in this matter, it would be a conflict of interest for Calvin’s dad to be his lawyer in a meeting between his other parent and a teacher ABOUT Calvin. Crosses my eyes to think how many ways of bad that could all go….
CalvinObvious about 10 years ago
Calvin and his pet tiger Hobbes have returned from a parent-teacher conference in which Calvin’s lawyer, Uncle Max, was not present. Calvin decides to take a vacation and begins packing.
Susie Derkins D: about 10 years ago
Don’t waste your life running away.
watmiwori about 10 years ago
Unlawful flight to avoid prosecution…. Contrary to popular belief you can and you can hide, but eventually they’ll get you sooner or later
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
@Caldonia: I think part of the problem is that a message board like this is somewhat impersonal. We aren’t with each other and we can’t see each other. If someone on the street asks me for directions, I don’t begin by quizzing them as to whether they have a smart phone and whether they know how to use Google Maps. I simply try to help them by answering their question, and I’m glad to do it for them. For a message board, I like to see the computer used as a tool to help facilitate human interaction. It should not be an end in itself, where we make every attempt to use the computer to do everything possible before finally resorting to human interaction.On the other hand, all of us should be willing to learn some basic computer skills so that we don’t have to ask others the same questions over and over. Life is about balance.
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
@amaji: Glad you enjoy the extra comics.
The Hater about 10 years ago
These comics are horrible!No one likes these!
Opus Croakus about 10 years ago
Ah, El Fugitivo is back.