Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 27, 2015
Transcript:
Hobbes: "Ohh, it doesn't look like the bike lesson went so good" Calvin: "It didn't" Calvin: "Dad LIKES riding his bike! He doesn't understand what it's like for me!" Calvin: "I HATE flipping over the bars, getting chased around the yard, and getting mowed down by a demonic machine!" Hobbes: "Is that what happened?" Calvin: "No. I tripped coming up the stairs"
Calvin’s bicycle experience can best be described as a disaster, failure, fiasco, catastrophe, mess, debacle; Brit. damp squib; informal flop, dud, washout, dead loss, dead duck, non-starter, no-hoper, fail. Shall we try roller skates?