Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 27, 2015
June 26, 2015
June 28, 2015
Transcript:
Hobbes: "Ohh, it doesn't look like the bike lesson went so good" Calvin: "It didn't" Calvin: "Dad LIKES riding his bike! He doesn't understand what it's like for me!" Calvin: "I HATE flipping over the bars, getting chased around the yard, and getting mowed down by a demonic machine!" Hobbes: "Is that what happened?" Calvin: "No. I tripped coming up the stairs"
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Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
Stage: Bumpy Ramps.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Calvin should ask his parents to move to a ranch house.
phylum over 9 years ago
learn how to ride a bike and other war stories..vol.1
Aaberon over 9 years ago
The worst part about being a kid is you don’t have enough adjectives to describe to an adult just exactly how you feel when you just really don’t want to do something; they just think you’re being obstinate..
bluram over 9 years ago
Calvin’s bicycle experience can best be described as a disaster, failure, fiasco, catastrophe, mess, debacle; Brit. damp squib; informal flop, dud, washout, dead loss, dead duck, non-starter, no-hoper, fail. Shall we try roller skates?
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
Perhaps you should change your name to Clumsy Carp.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
@bluramCan: Hosed.
3pibgorn9 over 9 years ago
Aye. I can relate.
Snoopy_Fan over 9 years ago
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Seems like the stairs could use some cleaning.
Puddleglum2 over 9 years ago
Maybe Dad gave Calvin a blank ‘stair’.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Don’t be so dramatic, Calvin.
You’re worse than me!
xxx
Carl R over 9 years ago
I found this interesting thing on the web, a special wheel for learning, with a gyroscope that spins faster than the out rim, dramatically increasing the gyroscopic force, making it harder for a child to tip over. http://tinyurl.com/pfacp6y