Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 04, 2015

Transcript:

Calvin: "The intrepid spaceman Spiff os stranded on a distant planet! Our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently..." Calvin: "To survive, Spiff must... find...food!" Calvin: "Spiff follows a scavenger mordon! Perhaps there's a fresh kill nearby!" Calvin: "Ughhh! The stench! Our hero becomes a vegetarian on the spot!" Calvin: "But the grasses are indigestible! The fruit is poisonous! There's nothing to eat at all!" Calvin: "Weak and despairing, Spiff peers into a frozen geyser pit! What's down there?" Calvin: "Ice cream sandwiches! Our hero is saved!" Susie: "That's not very healthy" Calvin: "I only need to survive until I can escape, out hero mutters grimly"