Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 14, 2016

Being a method actor, Calvin now has a legitimate excuse not to bathe.

You certainly bring tears to my eyes, fella !

I’m already crying.

Can’t be a Vidalia, they’re sweet.

He could have been garlic

Layers

or worse, beans

He’ll have a certain rough a-peel.

“Alas, poor Scallion! I knew him well!”

“I’m a lonely little onion in a petunia patch.”

Here’s hoping you don’t stink, Cal.

Funny!

Type-casting the little stinker.

Comments today are excellent!! You are ALL really on top of the game today.

Old joke: What’s the difference between an onion and an accordion?

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Nobody cries when you cut up an accordion.

better than 2nd lobster in the nativity play

Yes, of course you are, Calvin

Calvin is going to show he has layers and a stink that will leave no dry eye in the house.

Of course you are Calvin. Of course you are.

This I’ve got to see!

xxx

How perfectly appropriate.

He’s headed for the Actor’s Studio. That kind of talent can’t be wasted.

I used to eat sweet onions like an apple but then again I ate everythng we grew on that blasted farm in the sticks of Kansas because I would never fill UP.

I used to mow the chives in the garden with our Toro mower!

I love the smell of napalm & onion in the morning…

“Onion” is a food group?

Calvin has been making his parents cry for years now.

chop up some real strong onions and put them in a net pouch on the outside of the costume, so he will smell the part. Then he will bring tears to the audience.