Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 12, 2023

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    codycab  almost 2 years ago

    Plan B: Destroy the snow woman.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 2 years ago

    The snowman’s pose is the best part. It looks like he’s proud of showing off his second carrot.

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Best to not ah, erect it in plain sight of Mom’s window

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    How do those kids create a snowperson more than twice their height?

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    Robert4170  almost 2 years ago

    Snow balls?

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    When life gives you 2 lemons, you add them to your snowman.

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    hariseldon59  almost 2 years ago

    He moved the carrot down a few feet.

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    Macushlalondra  almost 2 years ago

    Only Calvin would make an X-rated snowman!

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    Jeff0811  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe the snow woman needs two more pieces of coal to highlight her femininity.

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    epicatt2-  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t know what the big deal is. . . . It only takes an extra carrot and a couple more lumps of coal!

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 2 years ago

    Balls to that…….

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    Is the snowman’s name Ken?

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    'IndyMan'  almost 2 years ago

    There is nothing for me to say ! ! ! !

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    Say What? Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    No need to get testy about it, Mom.

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    Troglodyte  almost 2 years ago

    Aw Mom, just when Calvin was having a ball…or two!

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    Calvinist1966  almost 2 years ago

    Today is my oldest nephew’s forty-fourth birthday. I was one of two twelve-year-old uncles in my class. When I was twenty, I began reading Calvin and Hobbes. When I was twenty-one, I bought my first Calvin and Hobbes collection, “Something Under The Bed Is Drooling” and later lent it to my nephew who was then nine. When he brought it back to me, he remarked that sometimes it is hard to tell whether or not something is in Calvin’s imagination or a real part of a story. He asked me whether Hobbes is supposed to be real. I replied that I thought Hobbes was part of Calvin’s imagination. I was already having doubts about that. My nephew replied that he thought so too but some strips suggested otherwise which I agreed with. When I was twenty-five and my nephew was thirteen, I read Bill Watterson’s comment “I suspect he’s more real than any kid could make up.” I showed this to my nephew but he had already decided without Watterson’s help that Hobbes wasn’t part of Calvin’s imagination.

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    Who, me?  almost 2 years ago

    Give him some underwear.

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    You know how dire the situation is when Mom comes out without putting on a jacket!

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    Wren Fahel  almost 2 years ago

    I remember years ago we lived in a 3rd-floor apartment. From our front window we could see the parking lot for the high school. One morning I looked out & saw a 6’ tall snow p*nis. It didn’t stay there long.

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    A# 466  almost 2 years ago

    Decades ago one of my co-workers made a snow woman in front of his apartment. He used two large clay flower pots, appropriately positioned, as foundation devices. He said he chose his fiancée as the model.

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    lmuller7  almost 2 years ago

    Bill Waterson : You HAVE, to be the biggest kid on the planet !

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    cholomanaba  almost 2 years ago

    Susy started it….

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    Redd Panda  almost 2 years ago

    Well endowed? Just asking for a friend.

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    Rasslebear  almost 2 years ago

    You showed the breasts but not the….that’s sexist!

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    gantech  almost 2 years ago

    What a boob…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    AAAAAAAaK‼️

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    lmao

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    BiggerNate91  almost 2 years ago

    I used to not understand this when I was much younger.

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    and put that baseball bat back in the house

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 2 years ago

    It’s not the snow woman’s fault. She’s just made that way.

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    txmystic  almost 2 years ago

    His posture reminds me of the guy “hidden” in the camel picture on Camel cigarettes…

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    John Jorgensen  almost 2 years ago

    Ooh, how risque! I’m shocked you could get away with the implications in the comics page of thirty years ago.

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    Jack Bell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When my twin daughters were about 4 or 5; I helped them build a snow woman in our backyard.

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    gregcomn  almost 2 years ago

    They shrink? I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. . . .

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    ChrisGibson1  almost 2 years ago

    The hands on the hips are what really sells it for me.

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    old_geek  almost 2 years ago

    And how excited was his snowman to see the snow-woman?

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    assrdood  almost 2 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl1PCf3yFzc

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    EMGULS79  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry, Calvin, but you’ve got to understand, carrots are EXPENSIVE these days. So we can’t afford more than one on that snowman.

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    Spider-UK  almost 2 years ago

    Sooo… The backyard then?

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    enigmamz  almost 2 years ago

    But, Mom!!!!

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    wiley207  almost 2 years ago

    There’s more to being anatomically correct than just visible genitalia, of course…

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 2 years ago

    Just use a bent carrot.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    and where would he put the carrot…

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    Rick Smith Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That is a very proud snowman.

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    rob  almost 2 years ago

    I stuck a carrot down in the manly regions once on a snowman, but it was in the backyard out in the country, so no one saw it.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    Leave it to a six-year-old boy to object to the very idea of a snowwoman.

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    AwelCruiz  almost 2 years ago

    Is it cut or uncut?

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin has built the John Holmes of snowmen. Cue the disco music!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Calvin has congenital genitalia syndrome!!!!

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    PaulGoes  almost 2 years ago

    Watch where he puts the carrot

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    pamela welch Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The ’toon got me laughing; your comments made me take my glasses off to dry my eyes. ROFLMAO.

    Thank you all so much.

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    einarbt  almost 2 years ago

    I wonder if Bill Watterson’s first drawing of this comic was rejected by the editors and he had to redo it with the snowman looking the other way.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 2 years ago

    One time in the snow at Washington State University, someone made an anatomically correct, uh, piece of anatomy. It made the yearbook.

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    StevePappas  almost 2 years ago

    Not just funny, hilarious!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Mom only discovered his realistic snowman when she found her zucchini was missing. ;-p

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    Rand al'Thor  almost 2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/j8MKlOwmIrY

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 2 years ago

    Susie’s Mom appears to be a bit more permissive then Calvin’s.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    she started it

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