Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 13, 2023

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Can you pass a law where Calvin is barred from having a driver’s license?…..

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Plot twist: It’s actually aging that’s stopped and it’s why Calvin is still a kid!

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    I guess Calvin wants to find out how well airbags work.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    fourth

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    When you are young, you want to speed up life. When you are old you want to slow down life and remember the fun you had when you were young.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    What is he talking about? Calvin has been six years old for 37 years now.

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    orinoco womble  over 1 year ago

    Once you’re old enough to drive, Calvin, your lazy summer days are over. Personally, living in a city where summer means temperatures of 42ºC and over for weeks on end, I’m all about speeding up into autumn.

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    With you there Hobbes.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Youth is wasted on the young. Enjoy childhood while you still have it.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There is a non sequitur comic that perfectly show off Hobbes comment in the last panel.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So true. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the landing.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 1 year ago

    Hobbes understands the inertia concept well. Afterall he is feline and needs to hunt his preys. Calvin could do well with a memory switch to slow down the zooming phase and fast forward the sudden change of momentum.

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    Wren Fahel  over 1 year ago

    Once, when I was a small child, I said, “It’s so hot; I wish it were winter.” My brother answered me, “Yeah, and in the winter you’d wish it were summer.” I decided then & there that I’d choose my season & never complain about summer being too hot.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Given how hot the summer is, I think that they should stay in that nice, cool water for at least a panel or two!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You would think a river at the bottom of a cliff might save your life, and maybe it will, but it still hurts like he11. Pleasure is fleeting but pain hangs right in there.

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    smsrt  over 1 year ago

    Good line Hobbs.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Really love Cal’s ‘dips’ into philosophy. He operates on 2 levels. He typically philosophizes, even while engaged in life-threatening play, something most of us don’t do, and he’s usually right on. And few would disagree with Hobbes’ conclusion.

    Also truly appreciate the drawings. There is sense of freedom from the bounds of earth even with the promise of eventual crash.

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    david_42  over 1 year ago

    Headed for another record high today and tomorrow and Tuesday and Wednesday. 5:31 am and 66F outside. Air quality good, so windows open.

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    Life goes by fast enough without wishing for time to be gone. The year has gone by fast enough for me in fact I wish it would slow down.

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    guenette.charlie(BozoKnows)  over 1 year ago

    Very wise words from Hobbes at the end.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    That sudden stop at the end of life is inescapable.

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    chroniclecmx  over 1 year ago

    To everything there is a season. If you spend all your time wishing your circumstances were different, you will never experience the joy and beauty of where you are now.

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    Publius10608218  over 1 year ago

    Once there was a young boy given a ball of golden thread…

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    StevePappas  over 1 year ago

    Fantastic art with panel 3.

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    David_J Premium Member over 1 year ago

    re: stop summer – that would be 1971. I was ten and my grandparents whom I adored had moved to Florida a couple of years prior. The place was like a paradise to a young kid back then and Disney World had just opened but didn’t yet have the crowds.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Dunno about this summer stuff, Calvin. Summer = No Snow Goons or laser aim snowballs to the back of Suzy’s brain bucket. No snoozing in front of the fireplace for Hobbes. Nope, Count The Count as a Fall and Winter fan all the way.

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    Robert4170  over 1 year ago

    Calvin contradicts himself. He wants time to stop and have the days “stay just the way they are” while simultaneously wanting time to speed up so he can attain driving age.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Maybe you should drive, Hobbes.

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    Paul D Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m old. A sudden stop would be okay. It’s the lingering ones I would not enjoy.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    We did a lot of wild things in our youth knowing our bodies would recover. I was old as soon as I realized I couldn’t do those things anymore

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    I’m afraid driving-age Calvin would not be funny at all. He’d be texting his tiger while driving, for one thing.

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    DM2860  over 1 year ago

    Yes, childhood is fun. Adulthood has its perks. Puberty is problematic

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    EnlilEnkiEa  over 1 year ago

    At least it was a soft landing. Life isn’t always like that.

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    BiggerNate91  over 1 year ago

    Trust me, Calvin, no you don’t. Stay a kid forever. You’re lucky you can.

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    delennwen  over 1 year ago

    Nothing better than Bill Watterson’s Sunday artwork!

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    chinook12345  over 1 year ago

    cavlin is a sociopath who will be in prison soon!

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wonderful animation in each panel. This 87+ year old young man at heart could just feel the pace of life illustrated Calvin & Hobbs are going through.

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    Uncle $crooge  over 1 year ago

    As they say, there’s only one destination in the Final Taxi.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    This is one of his absolutely Brilliant ones!…

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 1 year ago

    No matter what it all amounts to DEATH!

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 1 year ago

    We all want to have our cake and eat it, too, when we really should try to enjoy whatever’s in front of us at the moment.

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    wiley207  over 1 year ago

    What Calvin says in the third and fourth panels is all too true.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Deep. The sudden stop at the end.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nice use of speed effect in panel 3.

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    The Fly Hunter  over 1 year ago

    I shudder at the thought of Calvin driving!

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    John Jorgensen  over 1 year ago

    A lot of wisdom here.

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    johnschutt  over 1 year ago

    Pssst. It’s not over after “the end.”

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    CrAZyCaLViN1122334  over 1 year ago

    Calvin I am your future generation, I got a drivers license when I was 50 years old, my lazy summer days were over and it was 477789 degrees out I hope you live and wither away like how i am right now, now i wish you luck and hope you survive, I left a note for you

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