I never did any homework. Just didn’t know there was any to do. Had one teacher call me up to recite a poem. Think I might have recited what ever I knew and that didn’t apparently include the poem in question. That teacher never bothered me again.
When I was a kid my mother always asked us when we came home if we had any homework and made us do it right away. I did have a show I watched at 4:00 every day, but at 4:30 I was on the homework until dinner time.
My boys had to do some courses via The Correspondence School – all by mail. The threat of the mail deadline, plus the positive communication from the teacher they never met, worked wonders. I never had to nag them to do the work!
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Why parents should constantly check to make sure the kids are doing their homework.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Shouldn’t take more than four or five hours…..
salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago
He should’ve started when he had the big head.
codycab about 1 year ago
Well he got himself ready to ACTUALLY do his homework. That’s progress.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
The look on Mom’s face in that final panel!
californiamonty about 1 year ago
Mom might wish to consider sitting down with Calving when he’s supposed to be doing his homework.
old_geek about 1 year ago
Starting is half the job…
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
Calvin could make an audio tape. That should be done fairly quickly.
einarbt about 1 year ago
I never did any homework. Just didn’t know there was any to do. Had one teacher call me up to recite a poem. Think I might have recited what ever I knew and that didn’t apparently include the poem in question. That teacher never bothered me again.
Liam G.P about 1 year ago
This is why you have to be financially, emotionally, mentally, and physically ready if you want to have a child.
Macushlalondra about 1 year ago
When I was a kid my mother always asked us when we came home if we had any homework and made us do it right away. I did have a show I watched at 4:00 every day, but at 4:30 I was on the homework until dinner time.
BigDaveGlass about 1 year ago
Like the meteor landing. Now the fallout…….
Troglodyte about 1 year ago
It’s just a minor technical detail, Mom… :D
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
All he lacks is finishing up
SquidGamerGal about 1 year ago
And why weren’t you writing? Oh, wait… Was it because you’ve wasted the entire week making another one of your imaginary get-out-of-school gizmos?!
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Writing? Simple. It’ll just take a minute . . . or two
Hydrohead about 1 year ago
This is just bad parenting.
rshive about 1 year ago
It’s probably good that Calvin isn’t planning any research or anything.
mindjob about 1 year ago
He’s got the paper, so that’s a start
g04922 about 1 year ago
This is where Calvin is hoping Mom will say… “Come on… let me help you.” LOL…
Roblox [PREMIUM MEMBER] about 1 year ago
i wish Bill watterson had made more
KEA about 1 year ago
Been there (where Mom’s standing) heard that
cracker65 about 1 year ago
Take another nerve pill.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Or playing sick and writing it when he’s home tomorrow.
hoffquotes2 about 1 year ago
Let him finish, he’s the one that will be complaining when you get him up for school
drds2 about 1 year ago
My boys had to do some courses via The Correspondence School – all by mail. The threat of the mail deadline, plus the positive communication from the teacher they never met, worked wonders. I never had to nag them to do the work!
1JennyJenkins about 1 year ago
Grade One “paper”: three sentences—introduction, research, conclusion— at the most, and a large picture that takes up half a regular page. There done!
In Calvin’s case: picture takes up three quarters of a page. Three one word sentences with a lot of exclamations at the end. There done.
Drowssap about 1 year ago
*Calvin. no g
Bilan about 1 year ago
Wasn’t the paper practically writing itself?
chinook12345 about 1 year ago
calvin is a lazy good for nothing jerk! i hate this strip and if you like it you are a probably a lazy good for nothing too!
Sherlock5 about 1 year ago
As poor as Calvin’s study habits are, I expect Hobbes will move on to the next grade before Calvin.
Izzy Moreno about 1 year ago
Time for bed, yes. That’s what she said.
Silence Dogood Premium Member about 1 year ago
Nah, don’t sweat the small stuff…
John Jorgensen about 1 year ago
“I just have to write it” makes a lot of sense based on Calvin’s prewriting process.
Saurischia about 1 year ago
How old is Calvin? I assume pretty young if he is playing with a stuffed animal. Are papers required in kindergarten or grade school these days?