Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 11, 2001
Transcript:
Mom on phone: I didn't want to say anything, Cathy, but.... Cathy: Wait, mom...if you didn't want to say anything, maybe you shouldn't say anything. Mom on phone: Oh, no. I definitely SHOULDN'T say anything. It's none of my business! Cathy: If you didn't WANT to, SHOULDN'T and KNOW it's none of your business. Then don't SAY anything! Quit NOW, MOM!! QUIT WHILE YOU CAN! THE CONVERSATION IS DOOMED! GET OUT WHILE THERE'S A CHANCE FOR MUTUAL DIGNITY!! Mom: TA, DA! Full audience involvement, and we're not even past the overture!