Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 12, 2001
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Hello, and welcome to the one hour photo! When do you want your pictures? Cathy: I want them in an hour. Saleswoman: An hour? Oh, no! They can't be done in an hour! Cathy: This is called the "one hour photo." Saleswoman: We got backed up. Is 5:00 o.k.? Cathy: No, 5:00 is not ok! The sign says "one hour"! I want my pictures in an hour! Saleswoman: Twenty people came in before you, and they want their pictures in an hour, too. Cathy: Make somebody else wait! I'm sick of being the nice one! Saleswoman: Everyone else said they're sick of being the nice one, too. I'can't do it all. Cathy: I have to do things all day that aren't possible to do! I spend my life rushing around trying to please people! I live with horrible deadlines and stress! Nothing is ever in my ideal time frame!! I want my pictures in an hour! I want my pictures in an hour! I want my pictures in an hour! Saleswoman: ....oops. The machine jammed. Is tomorrow afternoon ok? Cathy: How much personal power does it take to win at the mini-mall?