Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 24, 2013
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Transcript:
Cathy: May I try these on? Saleswoman: No. It's too late in the day. I won't sell a swimsuit to an afternoon body anymore...and you shouldn't try to buy one. At 10:00 am, those suits would look fabulous! By noon, not so good. After lunch, snacks, four cups of coffee, six glasses of water...no way! I can't let you look! Cathy: Thanks. Saleswoman: Retail: Part sales. Part public service.
If I drink four glasses of water in the same day, I spend most of it in the loo.
One glass first thing, yes. One last thing, okay. One in between if it’s really hot, but . . . more? I haven’t got that long to live!
On the occasions when I have tried to “do the healthy thing” and drink four or more, I can only last a few days before I am too exhausted to move. Drinking huge quantities of water literally washes away all your energy, and I don’t believe it’s good for most of us.