Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 24, 2013

I don’t know many people who actually drink their 6-8 glasses of water.

Good morning and good night “Cathy” clan, TGIF!

I don’t think Mabel really wants to sell any swimsuits. She’s been losing sales all week.Good morning, Cathy clan!

6 to 8 glasses a day ever since I had kidney problems is a must. But I agree Shygirl most people are dehydrated these days. Happy Weekend all.

If I drink four glasses of water in the same day, I spend most of it in the loo.

One glass first thing, yes. One last thing, okay. One in between if it’s really hot, but . . . more? I haven’t got that long to live!

On the occasions when I have tried to “do the healthy thing” and drink four or more, I can only last a few days before I am too exhausted to move. Drinking huge quantities of water literally washes away all your energy, and I don’t believe it’s good for most of us.

Thanks for the good wishes, everyone! I am very excited.

The best thing Mabel and all retail establishments can do to sell swimwear is to replace the glaring fluorescent lights in dressing rooms with warm, soft light and replace mirrors that actually broaden your image with mirrors that subtly narrow your image!

Mabel must not be working on a commission. Otherwise, why would she be working so hard to BLOW a sale like this??? Cathy’s been trying to buy a bathing suit from her all week!!!!! Stupid! Stupid!! Stupid!!!

Hi, rgcviper!

Hello and Happy Friday, fellow “Cathy” fanatics. Just a couple more hours to go then it’s the weekend again!!!!! Have a great day, everyone!

The water works really well for Weight Watchers. I drink mine.As for trying on b-suits late in the day — it’s true, don’t do it.

And I thought CATHY had lost HER mind.

HI, MOM. Happy Friday, Clan.