Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 09, 2014

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Man: Nothing says "I love you" like the new 73-function digital uniqu296x! Cathy: Great! I'd like the five-day full replacement warranty with that! Man: Excuse me? Cathy: A written guarantee that my special someone won't run out and get it for himself in the next five days. Man: Ahem...um... Cathy: Or, if he does, you'll replace him with a nice new sweetheart who doesn't buy everything he wants the week before Valentine's Day! Man: Yes, well... Cathy: How about a four-day warranty?...Three-day?... Man: Ahem, well... Cathy: Can you at least promise that while I'm here he isn't lying on the couch with his laptop ordering the upgraded version that just made my gift OBSOLETE?? Can I even get a TWO-SECOND warranty??!! Man: Sorry. Cathy: Oh, for crying out loud. Blonde man: Women and their romantic fantasies...