Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 08, 2014
Transcript:
When I was young and ate a candy bar, no one knew anything about it. Now when I eat a candy bar: My stomach expands. My rear sticks out. My legs grow. My hair gets greasy. My face breaks out. I scream at everyone. Indulgence: Once, a private affair. Now, a multi-media event.
Cathy, you get things way out-of-proportion! One candy bar is not going to do all of those things! Now, if you have two candy bars, however… ;)