Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 09, 2014

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Cathy: I bought this two months ago and it doesn't work! Salesman: Did you buy the 36-month "extended service" warranty? Cathy: No. Where's Edward? Edward talked me into this piece of junk! Salesman: Edward doesn't work here anymore. Cathy: Edward doesn't work here anymore? Salesman: Did you buy the 18-month "Edward will still be working here" warranty? Cathy: What?? Let me speak to the manager! Salesman: Did you buy the 24-month "There will be an actual manager not a bunch of powerless flunkies" warranty? Cathy: What?? Salesman 2: How about the "No ones will ridicule you for not getting the warrant" warranty? Cathy: I can't believe this! Salesman: Me either. people just don't take responsibility for themselves anymore! Salesman 2: Last chance for the "We won't move out in the night and turn this space into a giant Starbucks" warranty.