Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 25, 2015
June 24, 2015
June 26, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: Attention, wedding party: Our guest list has now hit 1,079, and I'm declaring a family-wide ban on making new friends! No eye contact! No pleasantries! No business card exchanges! No new friends whatsoever...and do your best to dump at least four old friends per week until the day invitations have to go out! Cathy: You need professional help, Mom. Mom: From whom? Maybe he'd like to come to the wedding!
So instead of paring down the guest list to a reasonable number, she’s going to ban other people of making friends and otherwise being sociable human beings? And other people need to dump old friends? The first “friend” I’d dump is her!
Yes, she needs professional help. I understand being excited for your only child’s wedding, but she’s lost all sanity..Hello Cathy clan! It was a major victory this morning getting the 2 mama cats in carriers and to the vet, but they will get spayed and tested for diseases. Hopefully they’ll be back outside soon. Tired…