Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 22, 2019

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Saleswoman: For these tough economic times, a simple, humble new look: "cheap chic." Discount store tops! Bargain basement bottoms! Frugality is in! The less you spend, the better! Cathy: I'll spend zero and wear my old clothes! Saleswoman: No good. Your old clothes cost too much. They scream "irresponsible extravagance"! Cathy: Ripped jeans and faded hoodies scream "extravagance"? Saleswoman: They're the worst! Expensive clothes that were "distressed" to look cheap! Saleswoman: This season is about authentic cheapness! You can't look truly thrifty unless you by all new, actually cheap clothes! Cathy: I can't listen to this! Saleswoman: At least stop by cosmetics and get a nice "nude" lipstick that tells the world you're not the sort of woman who wastes money on makeup!! Hot buy, then. Hot buy, now.