Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 22, 2020
Transcript:
Irving: What if my old hairdresser knows my new hairdresser?? She'll find out I sneaked behind her back and tried someone new! Cathy: Oh, you can't make an appointment with someone new in your own name! Irving: I can't use my own name? Cathy: NO! You have to make up a name, wear a disguise, pay in cash and drive a borrowed car so you can't be traced back to anyone she knows just in case you have to go grovelling back to hairdresser #1! Irving: Unbelievable. Cathy: I know. How can something that grows so close to the brain make us act so insane??
Maybe the guy should go into the witness protection program.