Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 25, 2022

Transcript:

Mom and Dad: Put down those heavy suitcases, Cathy! You'll strain your back! Where's your hat? You'll catch pneumonia! Don't walk so fast! You'll fall and poke your eye out! Here! Let us help you! Did you eat breakfast? Did you have lunch? Did you get any sleep? Have some cocoa! Have an afghan! Have some slippers! Have a cheese platter! Cathy: How do you think I sustain life for the other 364 days a year, mom and dad? Mom: You call us, e-mail us, fax us, and when all systems are down, you listen to the prerecorded speeches we planted into your brain! Cathy: ...Oh, right. Dad: Welcome home, baby.