Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 13, 2020
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Transcript:
Moonshadow: Boys, let's begin soccer practice with some tai chi exercises. You'll like this -- Tai chi is based on martial arts. Just do what I do. Jack: This is a martial art? Mondo: Yeah, like those slow-motion action scenes in movies. Jack: Maybe it's supposed to put the bad guys to sleep. Moonshadow: Now this movement is called the "languid swan."
If you do it long enough and get good at slow motion, when you speed it up, you’re kickin’ the stuffing out of someone.