Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 13, 2020
March 12, 2020
March 14, 2020
Transcript:
Moonshadow: Boys, let's begin soccer practice with some tai chi exercises. You'll like this -- Tai chi is based on martial arts. Just do what I do. Jack: This is a martial art? Mondo: Yeah, like those slow-motion action scenes in movies. Jack: Maybe it's supposed to put the bad guys to sleep. Moonshadow: Now this movement is called the "languid swan."
stellanova87 over 4 years ago
Of you practice hard enough, you might be able to do a Kamehameha!
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
Maybe if you keep doing it, you can do the cookie crane kick.
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
If you do it long enough and get good at slow motion, when you speed it up, you’re kickin’ the stuffing out of someone.