Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 28, 2022

Where did you even get those anyways?

Way too many memes and tik-toks of what happens when the bands or bungees come loose. It is hilarious though, ‘cause I’m not the one getting pummeled.

Aah… I was hoping he’d get pulled back into the tree, coyote style.

There’s a limit to how far bungees can stretch. (Otherwise, bungee jumping would never be safe.) He would always be stopped; the only variable would be how soon.

Isometric exercises.

A guy I know actually invented something like this. A cable with adjustable tension, for sprints.