Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 24, 2023
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Transcript:
Man: It's expected that a person who chooses to officiate soccer games will have an authoritative personality which will manifest itself in other areas of his life. But it is inappropriate to blow your whistle in public places other than a soccer pitch. Man 2: It was a 12-item-or-less line, and the lady had 15 items! Man: And that's when they asked you to leave? Man 2: After I showed her a red card and kicked her out of the store. Man: Three words: vacation, vacation, vacation.
Dr. Pedant says: You carded her for having too many items … but you didn’t card the store for using “Less” instead of “Fewer”? For shame, sir. For shame.